Al Pacino is working it, baby! I meant to say, Al Pacino had a baby! No wait, his girlfriend did and she’s only 29-years-old. Al Pacino is 83. That means Al Pacino was 54 when she was born. Even more weird, his girlfriend was -36 years old when Al Pacino was just 18.

So who’s the lucky lady that birthed Al Pacino’s kid who’s daddy is older than most people’s grandparents? Her name is Noor Alfallah, and they went on a date night in West Hollywood to have some food and fill their tummy before Al Pacino has to change his depends. Just kidding, that’s a joke. She changes them for him. Also kidding, that’s also a joke.

Page Six reported the couple who’s ages are more lopsided than a three-way see-saw were eating at the Sunset Tower Hotel where paparazzi snapped some photos of them outside the restaurant. The report says Noor hopped into the driver seat of a black Land Rover and ‘gets all the ladies’ Al Pacino was riding shotgun. There was even a cute little baby seat in the back. Awwwww.

Their child is a boy named Roman Pacino. He’ll be 7-years-old when his father is 90.

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